Comedians’ True Acid Stories from “Tales from the Trip”

– [Joel] Try and imagine the best thing you’ve ever tasted, and then imagine that it is dangerous. And that is pineapple on acid. (funky music) Hi I’m Joel Kim Booster and this is the story of the time I tripped acid and experienced the flavor of danger. Fire Island, if you’re not in the […]

Roast of Donald Trump – Words that Describe Trump

– Donald you are gross. Nobody likes you but you come back every couple years and nobody knows why. You’re like the McRib. (laughing) – When he graduated college he put his shoulder to the wheel, nose to the grindstone, borrowed six billion dollars from his father and started a career. (laughing) – But that’s […]

Donald Trump Drops An F-Bomb

THIS DAIS IS THE PERFECT METAPHOR FOR WHERE AMERICA STANDS TODAY. LOOK AT OUR ECONOMY. BARELY MOVING, GASPING FOR AIR, AND DESPERATELY CLINGING TO LIFE. VERY MUCH LIKE LARRY KING. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, WITH LARRY, WE HAVE A NEVER-ENDING SUPPLY OF GAS. NEVER ENDS. THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS WAS BUILT ON ITS ENTREPRENEURIAL […]

I Got a Haircut from One of Yelp’s Worst-Rated Barber Shops | One Star Reviews

Don’t move, don’t move. If these were sheers I’d cut the skin. You’re not going to remove them right? You’ll just make them nice? Stay still, don’t move. It won’t hurt. Don’t move.Nice sneakers.Thanks man. I like your shoes too.Hello, and welcome back to One Star Reviews.My hair is growing a bit long.I haven’t had […]