Vegeta Is “VEGAN”

Vegeta Is “VEGAN”


I hope you’re ready folks, because s**t’s about to get real! The s**t’s gonna grow legs and do jumping squats! That’s how real this s**t’s about to get! Now give a warm welcome to your prince… …mister “Vitamin D” himself… …VEGETA!!! Hi. I’m “VEGAN”. Well, well, well… Looks like we got us a bunch of
lower-class anime cunts. Good news is I like most cunts, but unfortunately, I’m not so fond of lower-class cunts. They have a peculiar odor to them, like old ass infused with ramen noodles. *sniff* Blagh. And I hate that s**t more than zombies. Now in order to get rid of the stench,
you could take a bath… But I’d rather just beat the smell off of you. I call her “Saitama”. Yo. Oh, Come on, pops! We’re on the same team! You have a bat. I have a sword. We like the same music… ♫Making ma way downtown♫ ♫Walkin’ fast♫ ♫Faces pass♫ ♫And I’m home bound♫ *terrible guitar duet* *hit* I don’t like that song anymore! Well, if it isn’t the ol’ SLAVE master! I’m a POKÉMON master! *hit* Same thing, you POKÉMON oppressor! I- I still want to be the very best, like no one ever was… Well, so do I, Ash-y boy. *pokeball return sound* *homerun* I will not let you defeat me! I’m a ninja, and ninjas don’t get hit with bats! Plus, I have lines on my cheeks that
increase my sexual stamina! That is irrelevant to the situation, but the point is… I will not run, and I will not go back on my word! That is my nindo; my ninja way! *tosses shuriken* *CHOMP* IMPOSSIBLE! *spits* AAH! No… I-I can’t believe it… Augghh… Believe it. HAHA! I HAVE MONEY! You’re the one who plays with the girly- Hm? Girly? You’re sadly mistaken because
there’s nothing girly about Exodia… the FORBIDDEN ONE! No! Impossible! Looks like you got me… Yes I do, “VEGAN”. Now I’ll attack your “Vitamin D” points… Directly! Not so fast. I activate my trap card… BAT TO THE FACE! What!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *dead* *life points from 9000 to 0* God-D**n! This sailor will take a piece of that moon any day! And what makes you think I’d go for a mean, bat wielding, widow’s peak having ass bastard like you? Because of this: BAM! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! Ooh… Oopsie… Ooh? SHUT THE F**K UP!!! OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! If you say “Ooh” one more time, that means you like to drink Namekian ass sweat! Don’t say it, my lord! Oooohh?? FRIEZA!!!!!!!!!! You nasty F**K! 1… 2… 3… Vegeta is the new world champion! Oh yes! Finally, it’s my turn. I think I can take it. Give me your best shot, Vegeta! You’re a complete idiot, Kakarot. Just let me stretch my glutes real quick and… *wow* PERFECTION! *Vitamin D song* Nice shot, Vegeta! I didn’t think you had it in you!
But your form could use a little work. Oh, and King Kai says hi! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *suicide* Oh. *Vegeta singing a thousand miles* Subtitles by Windows BS0D! Prince Vegeta is really an amazing guy!

100 thoughts on “Vegeta Is “VEGAN”

  1. Goku:i'm the most savage of them all!
    Vegeta: Hold my bat
    most savage times of vegeta
    0:00–3:49
    super savage times

    0:28–0:57

    1:12
    1:17– 1:37

    2:38–2:42

    2:59
    3:16

  2. Looking at final form frieza now, all I see is dbz version of Mewtwo and super Gokden form being shiny. Can also see Vegeta butchering Ash for having the idea he was Gokus son. He'd want the strange boy with goku looking hair out of his earth if he spotted Ash and would char him with a ki blast. Given his hair and traits being similar to Gokus…..it's curious yet suspicious that Ash had his own fusion technique, managed to gain aura in movie 21 and Alola getting auras through z crystals

  3. Kills Goku and somehow still manages to lose to Goku. It’s obviously about how hard veganism tries to kill off carnivorism. Even going so far to try and make vegetables that try to taste like meat or some kind of replacement but, still veganism always loses to meat. And always will. Cause vegan burgers suck. Vegan barbecue sucks. Also, it’s not really better technically a worse diet … just vegans like to get high off of their perceived moral superiority. In other words eat whatever the fuck you want and be happy.

  4. If you want to live long always take your vitamin C and if you want to get rid of cancer or prevent cancer take ginger, aloe Vera or H2O2.

  5. why are you killing so mnay people vegeta u know actuly ur not vegeta vegeta dosent talk about viamin d he dosent hate trunks he loves trunks

  6. I just don't like to encourage the idea that veganism is in anyway an encouragable lifestyle nor helpful to self development (unless your goal is to develop selfcuntpoints; which, just by proclaiming "I'm a vegan" = over level9000 strong, of those).

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